9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Friday, March 21, 2008 10:13 PM
For the married, you'll know how true they are.For the would-be, don't be discouraged.Just look at those who are married and be happy.- Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
- Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
- Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing her and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
- That's Okay: This is one of the dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
- Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
- Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
Found this interesting article in kak ilah's blog a short while ago.its funny and undeniable (haha..exactly the same words w kak ilah oso.. -.-)so, i ripped this off her blog. nyeheheh..